He sounds like a 5-year-old telling you what he saw at the zoo (She knows what she did/Fake moos)

A woman gave birth aboard a JetBlue flight to Florida this weekend. Said the man next to her, "Fine! Take the armrest!" --Seth Meyers

According to new research, the average female friendship has a lifespan of 16 years. When asked what happens after 16 years, women said, "She knows what she did." --Seth Meyers

Donald Trump responded to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s plan for a Green New Deal with a bunch of lies. Trump told people at a rally that under her plan, “You won’t even be able to own cows anymore.” Man, Trump is getting really desperate. In two years, he's gone from, "They're going to take your guns away," to, "They're going to take your cows away." No one is outlawing cows. You know what we call that? Fake moos. --Seth Meyers

Do you ever notice that sometimes when Donald Trump gives a press conference he sounds like a 5-year-old telling you what he saw at the zoo. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”