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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Monday, January 31, 2022
Neil Young Ultimatum To Ban Joe Rogan From Spotify FAILS, Joe Rogan Wins
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Lee Camp: New Proof Universal Basic Income Works
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Dori Hartley - Nobody Loves Me But You
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Spaniels - Little Joe (1960)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Bengals Shock The World, Make It To The Super Bowl | Pat McAfee Reacts
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
NHL: Anaheim Ducks vs Los Angeles Kings
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#RandomThoughts #poetry #1001Ways
Ukraine President LIVID Over Biden, Media Warmongering | Breaking Points
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
POLLS: Americans REJECT Biden On Identity Politics, COVID | Breaking Points
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Attention! - Ace Face
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
REVEALED: Secret Billionaires Funding Dem Dark Money Cabal | Breaking Points
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Media, Big Tech SMEAR Canadian Freedom Trucker Convoy | Breaking Points
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Sweet, I love magic! (sniff a different type of hair)
January 2022
President Biden promised to nominate a black woman to the Supreme Court. But I hope it’s not because he wants to sniff a different type of hair. —Michael Che
Here’s a picture of Mitch McConnell giving the thumb’s up sign after learning that Betty White has died, warned President Biden not to outsource his choice for the Supreme Court to the radical left. Incidentally, a radical left is also what McConnell takes to purposely run over stray dogs. —Michael Che
President Biden on Friday traveled to Pittsburgh and promised to rebuild a collapsed bridge using funds from his infrastructure bill. While the republicans feel the bridge should pull itself up with its own bootstraps. —Michael Che
Items from the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s personal library are being auctioned off. They’re selling the books and the desks, but to honor Ginsburg’s legacy, they’re going to hang on to the seat for way longer than they should. —Michael Che
A new study of female bottlenose dolphins suggests the clitoris can experience pleasure during sexual stimulation. But sadly, their fins can’t reach. —Michael Che
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
finding out something isn’t worth as much as she thought (that girl was very very very over eighteen)
January 2022
Well the stock market is plummeting and there is a threat of a land war in Europe. So it looks like democrats were right. Joe Biden is the next FDR. —Colin Jost
President Biden is working to prevent a war between Russia and Ukraine, and he said a video call between European allies went very, very, very well. OK, the third very worries me. You only say that when you are trying to cover up something. Like, if Matt Gaetz said that girl was very very very over eighteen. —Colin Jost
A new report shows that last year, the U.S. economy grew at its fastest rate since Ronald Reagan was president. Biden has even started using Reagan’s old catch phrase, ‘Where am I?’ —Colin Jost
Three items put up for auction by Melania Trump failed to reach the opening bid of $250,000. But Melania is no stranger to finding out something isn’t worth as much as she thought. —Colin Jost
It was announced that Mountain Dew’s Baja Blast is being converted into a new alcoholic seltzer, which is then being converted into your third DUI. —Colin Jost
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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry
All our buds, hit us up before the free weed's all ganja. Dank you. (slowly suffocated by an expensive pillow)
But Trump’s lawyer allegedly told him that if he fired Robert Mueller, it would have a catastrophic effect on his presidency. Then after a long pause, the lawyer said, “That means ‘bad,’ Mr. President.” [imitates Trump] “Oh, I’m sorry – I thought you meant we were going to be invaded by cat people.” --Jimmy Fallon
But it's true -- a marijuana company is giving free weed to federal workers during the shutdown. Some people are questioning if free weed is really what these workers need. But a spokesman for the company released a statement, saying, quote, "We stand with all workers affected by the government shutdown." Then he added, "To be blunt, this is a sticky icky, icky situation that will only end with a joint resolution." He went on. He said, "We hope the pay freeze isn't chronic. It's not like these workers have cushy jobs. And we hope it ends for next Sunday's next big bowl." And finally he said, "All our buds, hit us up before the free weed's all ganja. Dank you." What a nice guy. --Jimmy Fallon
The Iowa caucuses are coming up and yesterday, Lindsey Graham criticized Donald Trump and Ted Cruz and said choosing between them is like having to choose between being shot or poisoned. Graham said supporting Jeb Bush is like choosing to be slowly suffocated by an expensive pillow. –Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America (They'll still be free at the airport)
I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America. –Jimmy Fallon
"Republicans and Democrats are working on a new bill to streamline the healthcare system. It will reduce the cost of mammograms and prostate exams. But don't worry. They'll still be free at the airport." –Jimmy Fallon
President Trump signed executive orders to continue construction on the controversial Keystone and Dakota Access oil pipelines. I guess he hasn’t seen a massive protest since Saturday and kinda misses it. –Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump was like, big deal -- Pink Floyd did an entire album about me called "The Wall," and I made them pay for it. –Jimmy Fallon
Finally, this is interesting. Denmark is building a 43-mile-long fence along its border with Germany to keep out wild pigs. And just to mess with Trump, Mexico agreed to pay for it. --Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Sounds like someone’s getting ready to have a pretty crazy Super Bowl party (the next Nicolas Cage movie)
"The royal family has reportedly burned through its money
and is now strapped for cash. In fact, Queen Elizabeth needs
money so badly she’s now co-starring in the next Nicolas Cage
movie." –Conan O’Brien
Officials in California are looking for thieves who stole nearly $50,000 worth of bull semen. Sounds like someone’s getting ready to have a pretty crazy Super Bowl party. –Conan O’Brien
President Trump announced he will nominate a new Supreme Court Justice sometime next week. Trump said, “I just need a few more days to come up with someone completely unqualified.” –Conan O’Brien
"Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis says Governor Chris Christie canceled a position for him when he did something Christie didn't like. When asked what he did, Lewis said 'a sit-up.'" –Conan O'Brien
"In anticipation of the Winter Olympics, a female curling champion released some sexy photos of herself curling in lingerie. When asked for comment, Americans said they're still not going to watch curling." –Conan O'Brien
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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry
Saagar Enjeti: How Neil Young, Amazon, Hedge Funds Are Trying To CANCEL Joe Rogan
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Joe Rogan RESPONDS To Media, Neil Young Attacks | Breaking Points
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Muddy Waters - Look What You've Done [1960]
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Bo Diddley - I'm Sorry [1959]
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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry
Marvin Gaye - Always [1961]
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Ben Webster - Lover Come Back To Me [1957]
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Louisiana Red - The Whole World (Peel Session)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Voodoo Queens - Shopping Girl Maniac (Peel Session)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Herman Düne - Air Drum To Pavement (Peel Session)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Rubella Ballet - Blues (Peel Session)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
49ers vs. Rams NFC Championship Highlights | NFL 2021
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Bengals vs. Chiefs AFC Championship Highlights | NFL 2021
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Sunday, January 30, 2022
Bill Murray knows it's Monday but... (You're Awesome)
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Bill Evans - Waltz for Debby - Take 2 [1961]
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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry
Chuck Berry - Blue Feeling [1957]
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Louis Armstrong - La Vie En Rose (1950)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Nina Simone - He Needs Me (Bethlehem Records 1959)
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Ella Fitzgerald - Tenderly (Brussels, 1957)
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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry
Kings Of Leon Dancing On My Own
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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry
Jimmy Dore: Doctors Smeared By Fauci SPEAK OUT Against Lockdowns & Mandates
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Jimmy Dore: Chelsea Clinton Calls For Extreme Censorship
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
But don't worry. They'll still be free at the airport (Oh, I was expecting someone else. Sorry)
Arnold Schwarzenegger met Pope Francis at the Vatican today. When the Pope heard it was the guy that said, “I’ll be back,” he said, “Oh, I was expecting someone else. Sorry.” –Jimmy Fallon
I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America. –Jimmy Fallon
"Republicans and Democrats are working on a new bill to streamline the healthcare system. It will reduce the cost of mammograms and prostate exams. But don't worry. They'll still be free at the airport." –Jimmy Fallon
President Trump signed executive orders to continue construction on the controversial Keystone and Dakota Access oil pipelines. I guess he hasn’t seen a massive protest since Saturday and kinda misses it. –Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump was like, big deal -- Pink Floyd did an entire album about me called "The Wall," and I made them pay for it. –Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
the fat creep into threesomes gets a standing ovation (That’s like a Phish concert without rolling papers)
"I have not seen anything this surreal since they canceled 'Twin Peaks.' What else can you say about a Republican debate when the rich guy, who’s avoiding taxes – which they like, gets booed and the fat creep into threesomes gets a standing ovation?" –Bill Maher, on Romney and Gingrich in the CNN debate
"Rick Perry dropped out. He said while it’s sad he won’t be president, he can always run again next year." –Bill Maher
At Trump’s impeachment trial Democrats wanted to bring in witnesses but the Republicans said No. A trial without witnesses? That’s like a Phish concert without rolling papers. —Bill Maher
“Alan Dershowitz is one of the lawyers defending Trump at his impeachment trial. Dershowitz also defended Harvey Weinstein, O.J. Simpson and now Trump. Wow, think about that. Weinstein, O.J. and Trump. Flabby, Grabby and Stabby.” —Bill Maher
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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry
the orangutan escaped his enclosure (on a date with Stormy Daniels)
It's not often that a single event sums up an entire presidency, but on Friday, we got one that came pretty close. Remember, Donald Trump brags that he only hires the best people, calls the Russia investigation a hoax, calls CNN fake news, and his government shutdown left FBI agents without pay. So it was especially ironic when one of Trump's closest associates was arrested by unpaid FBI agents working for the special counsel in the Russia investigation, and the whole thing was caught on tape by CNN. The only way that could have been more humiliating for Trump is if Robert Mueller celebrated by eating a Happy Meal at McDonald's, on a date with Stormy Daniels. --Seth Meyers
Officials at a South Carolina zoo say an orangutan briefly escaped his enclosure on Monday, but then returned to his pen. Incidentally “the orangutan escaped his enclosure” is Secret Service code for when Trump shows up at a policy briefing. --Seth Meyers
A new poll has found that 86% of Americans said that it’s important that the president be loyal to their spouse. Said Melania, “No, seriously, I’m good.” --Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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