“There has been some ridiculous speculation by Fox News hosts over Biden’s Supreme Court nominee. Laura Ingraham even suggested that the White House might nominate Vice-President Kamala Harris. ‘It’s a possibility, I think she’s at least on the shortlist. I think it’s a theory that could be credible,’ said the former Trump press secretary turned Fox contributor Kayleigh McEnany. Yes, according to theoretical sources, the name they yanked out of their keister could be credible. Let me clue you in, Fox News. Joe Biden is not nominating Kamala Harris. It’s a 50-50 Senate and she can’t vote for herself! And I know what you’re saying: anything is possible. No, it isn’t. There is no possible universe in which this happens. Thanos can snap that glove all he wants, but even the Infinity Stones could not put her on the court. Dr. Stephen Strange is like, ‘the multiverse contains an infinite number of timelines, but in all of them, you’re an idiot.’” —Stephen Colbert
“In honor of the park’s 30th anniversary and Women’s History Month in March, Disneyland Paris announced yesterday that Minnie Mouse will wear a dark blue and black, polka-dotted pantsuit designed by Stella McCartney. Unfortunately, that still won’t make up for the fact that you brought your wife to Paris and then took her to Disneyland.” —Seth Meyers
“Minnie’s new look will debut in March at Disneyland Paris, which is just like regular Disneyland, only more existential. Unfortunately, Donald Duck is still running around with his cloaca out, just waving in the wind.” —Stephen Colbert
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