“I recall a time when people from both sides of the aisle come together to say Peter Doocy is stupid, such as the late John McCain, a GOP senator from Arizona who once replied to Doocy, ‘why would you say something that stupid?’ Eric Trump, who appeared on Fox News – the closest he can get to a Zoom with his dad – to complain about Biden not being ‘present’ as president. My father sat there 24 hours a day and fought for the United States’ best interests. Well, I agree with the sat there 24 hours a day part, but you forgot to mention: on the toilet, pleasuring himself to Lou Dobbs. You left the key part out! And he suggested Biden, who has promised to nominate a black woman to the supreme court, pick Anita Hill to replace Stephen Breyer. How good would that be? She marches in, sits on the bench right next to Clarence Thomas, cracks open a can of Coke. She’s like, ‘Hey Clarence! How’s your weekend, bitch?’” —Jimmy Kimmel
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