The only way Joe’s gonna kill you is by repeatedly telling the same story (Youchers)

January 2022

“The tension is sky-high over Russia’s massing of troops on the border with Ukraine. So the world’s two greatest nuclear powers are toe-to-toe in a high-stakes staring contest, but not everyone is pulling for our guy. There is a new poll which found 62% of Republicans think Putin is a ‘stronger leader’ than Biden. What is wrong with you? Stop rooting for the other team! Haven’t you seen Rocky IV, From Russia With Love, Air Force One, Rambo First Blood Part II, Golden Eye, The Hunt for Red October? Come on! I’m not sure what the Republican criterion for toughness is. It is true that Biden hasn’t murdered anyone with a cup of tea laced with polonium, a noose, point-blank shootings or by chucking them out of windows. The only way Joe’s gonna kill you is by repeatedly telling the same story.” —Stephen Colbert

“This comes after a yearlong, high-pressure campaign to get Stephen Breyer to step down while Democrats still have control of the Senate, which included a billboard truck that drove around Washington, D.C., that said ‘Breyer, retire.’ Youchers, that has got to sting. That’s like if I walked up to the Ed Sullivan Theater and the building said, ‘Quit.’” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”