Well the stock market is plummeting and there is a threat of a land war in Europe. So it looks like democrats were right. Joe Biden is the next FDR. —Colin Jost
President Biden is working to prevent a war between Russia and Ukraine, and he said a video call between European allies went very, very, very well. OK, the third very worries me. You only say that when you are trying to cover up something. Like, if Matt Gaetz said that girl was very very very over eighteen. —Colin Jost
A new report shows that last year, the U.S. economy grew at its fastest rate since Ronald Reagan was president. Biden has even started using Reagan’s old catch phrase, ‘Where am I?’ —Colin Jost
Three items put up for auction by Melania Trump failed to reach the opening bid of $250,000. But Melania is no stranger to finding out something isn’t worth as much as she thought. —Colin Jost
It was announced that Mountain Dew’s Baja Blast is being converted into a new alcoholic seltzer, which is then being converted into your third DUI. —Colin Jost
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