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Monday, January 31, 2022

Sounds like someone’s getting ready to have a pretty crazy Super Bowl party (the next Nicolas Cage movie)


"The royal family has reportedly burned through its money

and is now strapped for cash. In fact, Queen Elizabeth needs

money so badly she’s now co-starring in the next Nicolas Cage

movie." –Conan O’Brien


Officials in California are looking for thieves who stole nearly $50,000 worth of bull semen. Sounds like someone’s getting ready to have a pretty crazy Super Bowl party. –Conan O’Brien


President Trump announced he will nominate a new Supreme Court Justice sometime next week. Trump said, “I just need a few more days to come up with someone completely unqualified.” –Conan O’Brien

"Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis says Governor Chris Christie canceled a position for him when he did something Christie didn't like. When asked what he did, Lewis said 'a sit-up.'" –Conan O'Brien

"In anticipation of the Winter Olympics, a female curling champion released some sexy photos of herself curling in lingerie. When asked for comment, Americans said they're still not going to watch curling." –Conan O'Brien


 

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