So the next time he drives into a flag pole (I'll never financially recover from this purchase)

Tiger Woods surrendered his driver’s license for 5 years in a plea deal. So the next time he drives into a flag pole, he may actually be playing golf. —Joe Mackey 

Elon Musk claimed in 10 years we'll have 1 billion robots. Hillary Clinton said we won't need nearly that many if we can teach factory robots to strangle. —Joe Mackey 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”