Apparently, up until this point, she's just been shoplifting (Fine, I’ll have seven Alaska Native pies)

President Obama signed legislation this week that replaced the term “Eskimo” in all federal laws with the phrase “Alaska Native.” “Fine, I’ll have seven Alaska Native pies,” said Chris Christie. –Seth Meyers

Queen Elizabeth today learned how to use a self-service check-out at a supermarket's 105th birthday celebration. Apparently, up until this point, she's just been shoplifting. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He admitted that his parents were Vikings (frequently switching her positions)

"The New York Times reported that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was a customer of a high-end prostitution ring, that the prostitutes knew him as Client #9. Client #9, yeah. Not surprisingly, clients one through eight were Charlie Sheen." --Conan O'Brien

"Super Tuesday was last night. Tough night for Hillary Clinton. She has been accused of frequently switching her positions. To which Bill Clinton said, 'I wish.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Sarah Palin's husband was at the convention last night. And at one point, Palin said her husband's parents were Eskimos. Then tonight, during John McCain's speech, he admitted that his parents were Vikings." --Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Oh, man. That giant brown camel is wearing a viking helmet (end of the world scenarios)

I’m a little concerned about Canada legalizing marijuana. Can you imagine seeing a moose when you’re high? “Oh, man. That giant brown camel is wearing a viking helmet.”  --James Corden

According to economists, consumers spent $9 Billion on Halloween merchandise this year. To be fair, the bulk of that $9 Billion was spent by Elton John. The same study says that Americans are spending more and more each year on pet costumes. Or as pets call that: Humiliation. But it was all worth it when you saw that big fat Bulldog dressed up like a baked potato. Totally worth it. --James Corden

According to President Trump , the investigation, “Must be limited in scope and completed in less than one week.” By the way, limited in scope and completed in less than one week, are also Trump’s wedding vows. --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s like getting Kim and Kanye to agree on a day care situation — it’s very difficult (descended from Vikings)

March 2022

“But Zelensky appealed directly to Congress. He said, ‘We need you right now.’ And Congress was like, ‘Listen, we’d love to help, but we just made daylight saving time permanent and we are wiped out, so.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Zelensky asked America to establish a no-fly zone over Ukraine, which we’re reluctant to do because it could result in nuclear war. But we are willing to wear blue and yellow lapel pins at all the awards shows this month, so that’s something, right?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“He got two standing ovations, which was nice. I think he’d rather get fighter jets, but the standing ovations were good.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“It was bipartisan. Republicans and Democrats stood for him, which is almost impossible. It’s like getting Kim and Kanye to agree on a day care situation — it’s very difficult.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“One of the ‘few bright spots’ in the horrific Ukraine invasion, has been watching Russian oligarchs’ super-yachts get seized by other governments; one Russian-owned yacht is stranded in Norway because locals refuse to refuel it. Every once and awhile the Norwegians like to remind us they descended from Vikings, you know?” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Thus, of course, paving the way for his own son to one day become President (I Like Trucks)

"One of the convention speakers praised George Bush Sr. for passing the Americans with Disabilities Act  allowing people with disabilities to get hired. Thus, of course, paving the way for his own son to one day become President." --Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin’s husband was at the convention last night. And at one point, Palin said her husband’s parents were Eskimos. Then tonight, during John McCain’s speech, he admitted that his parents were Vikings." --Conan O'Brien

"Now, today it was reported that the speech that Sarah Palin delivered at the convention was actually written by President Bush’s speech writer, which explains the title of the speech, 'I Like Trucks.'" --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #FeeltheBern @justicedems @BrandNew535

which explains the title of her speech, 'I Like Trucks.' (his parents were Vikings)

"Sarah Palin’s husband was at the convention last night. And at one point, Palin said her husband’s parents were Eskimos. Then tonight, during John McCain’s speech, he admitted that his parents were Vikings." --Conan O'Brien

"Now, today it was reported that the speech that Sarah Palin delivered at the convention was actually written by President Bush’s speech writer, which explains the title of the speech, 'I Like Trucks.'" --Conan O'Brien

"One of the big themes for convention speakers was that we need to elect a Republican that will go in and clean up the mess in Washington. I think that’s a great lesson for kids -- always clean up your own mess." --Jimmy Kimmel

 http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats