He admitted that his parents were Vikings (frequently switching her positions)

"The New York Times reported that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was a customer of a high-end prostitution ring, that the prostitutes knew him as Client #9. Client #9, yeah. Not surprisingly, clients one through eight were Charlie Sheen." --Conan O'Brien

"Super Tuesday was last night. Tough night for Hillary Clinton. She has been accused of frequently switching her positions. To which Bill Clinton said, 'I wish.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Sarah Palin's husband was at the convention last night. And at one point, Palin said her husband's parents were Eskimos. Then tonight, during John McCain's speech, he admitted that his parents were Vikings." --Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”