"Sarah Palin’s husband was at the convention last night.
And at one point, Palin said her husband’s parents were Eskimos. Then tonight,
during John McCain’s speech, he admitted that his parents were Vikings."
--Conan O'Brien
"Now, today it was reported that the speech that Sarah
Palin delivered at the convention was actually written by President
Bush’s
speech writer, which explains the title of the speech, 'I Like Trucks.'"
--Conan O'Brien
"One of
the big themes for convention speakers was that we need to elect a Republican
that will go in and clean up the mess in Washington. I think that’s a great
lesson for kids -- always clean up your own mess." --Jimmy Kimmel
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