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Showing posts with label Philadelphia 76ers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Philadelphia 76ers. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

They left the game early to beat traffic (Just let it ring)


Pringles is selling a line of scented candles in the U.K. that smell like different Pringles flavors. They said they tried selling them in the U.S., but people ate them. –Jimmy Fallon


American Airlines accidentally sent someone's pet corgi to Honolulu instead of Jackson, Mississippi. The owner frantically called the airport in Hawaii, but the dog was like, “Just let it ring.” –Jimmy Fallon


The Philadelphia 76ers set a new record for the longest losing streak in American sports history, with 28 losses in a row since last season. You know the 76ers are bad when THEY leave the game early to beat traffic. –Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Saturday, January 25, 2025

Y'all can't even push AOC left (I can't do math either)


The UK said it would not recognize President Trump's name change from the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Trump replied, Great UK, from now on we’ll call you FUK. —Greg Gutfeld


Philadelphia mayor Cheryl Parker is being mocked by sports fans for her inability to spell the word Eagles. When asked to spell the 76ers she said, I can't do math either. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Saturday, December 17, 2022

he will be quitting professional basketball (Great — now I look fat)


"Oprah Winfrey will sit down with the Obamas at the White House for an Oprah prime-time Christmas special. For the taping there will be dozens of Secret Service guys, sharp shooters, bomb-sniffing dogs. And of course, Obama will have protection too." -Jimmy Fallon


With Christmas around the corner it seems like everyone is going to parties. I heard that this week Beyoncé went to a Christmas party here in New York dressed as a Christmas tree. Or as the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree put it, “Great — now I look fat.” –Jimmy Fallon


But the big basketball story right now is Kobe Bryant. Last night, Kobe announced that he will be quitting professional basketball. That's right - he's signing with the Philadelphia 76ers. –Jimmy Fallon


The Philadelphia 76ers set a new record for the longest losing streak in American sports history, with 28 losses in a row since last season. You know the 76ers are bad when THEY leave the game early to beat traffic. –Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, May 28, 2021

He was being sent a message by one of Orville Redenbacher’s goons (it’s economical and you’re recycling)


May 2021

“At last night’s N.B.A. playoff game between the Wizards and the 76ers, a Philly fan literally added insult to injury by dumping popcorn on D.C.’s Russell Westbrook as he was leaving with a twisted ankle. That is shocking, and that guy’s an idiot — a tub of arena popcorn is like 19 bucks! That’s why real Phillies fans throw used batteries — it’s economical and you’re recycling.” —Stephen Colbert


“It felt like a mafia movie and Westbrook was being sent a message by one of Orville Redenbacher’s goons.” —Jimmy Kimmel


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Monday, November 23, 2020

NBA 2K: Indiana Pacers vs Philadelphia 76ers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Saturday, December 7, 2019

NBA 2K: Indiana Pacers vs Philadelphia 76ers



I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 
about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 
The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 
student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 
them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 
philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 
to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 
their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 
Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 
William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 
such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 
these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.
Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.


Philadelphia 76ers

Julius Erving
Michael Jordan
Allen Iverson
LeBron James
George McGinnis
Joel Embid
Ben Simmons
Harry Potter, Harry Potter, played by Daniel Radcliffe
Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, played by Richard Harris
Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter, played by Robbie Coltrane
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, played by Rupert Grint
Martin Luther King, civil rights leader
Q, Star Trek, played by John de Lancie
Zion Williamson

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

NBA 2K17: Indiana Pacers vs Philadelphia 76ers



A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster soon to be a cult classic. 
combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Thursday, May 9, 2019

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

You know the 76ers are bad when...



The Philadelphia 76ers set a new record for the longest losing streak in American sports history, with 28 losses in a row since last season. You know the 76ers are bad when THEY leave the game early to beat traffic. –Jimmy Fallon
But the big basketball story right now is Kobe Bryant. Last night, Kobe announced that he will be quitting professional basketball. That's right - he's signing with the Philadelphia 76ers. –Jimmy Fallon
Lakers legend Kobe Bryant announced he’ll retire at the end of the season. Meanwhile, the rest of the Lakers announced they quit playing a month ago. –Conan O’Brien