Police say they have nothing to go on (Well, I'm definitely not getting laid)

There was a horrible accident in Arkansas when a portable toilet fell off a truck on the highway. Police say they have nothing to go on. —Greg Gutfeld 

A 21-year-old man reclaimed a Guinness World Record by solving a Rubik's Cube in 11 seconds while blindfolded. When asked how he planned to celebrate, he said, "Well, I'm definitely not getting laid.” —Greg Gutfeld 

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”