ever since the economy was ruined by . . . someone (Y'all Wild)

"A new study found that parents who only have daughters are more likely to be Republican, which I guess explains why my Dad registered as a Republican when he saw me throw a football." –Jimmy Fallon

"Sarah Palin is going to Haiti this weekend to deliver humanitarian aid. If there's one thing that's reassuring, it's seeing Sarah Palin above you in a helicopter." –Jimmy Fallon

"George W. Bush’s daughter, Jenna, just put her home in Baltimore on the market for $500,000. The real estate agent said, 'I just want to warn you that offers have gone way down ever since the economy was ruined by . . . someone.'" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Man, if those walls could talk (she was deeply saddened to be reminded that your partner could live that long)

A Goldman Sachs executive has bought Jeffrey Epstein’s former upper East Side mansion for more than $50 Million. Man, if those walls could talk I bet they would commit suicide before they had a chance to talk. —Michael Che

Melania Trump made a rare public appearance when she attended the funeral of former first lady Rosalyn Carter at the age of 96. Melania said that she was deeply saddened to be reminded that your partner could live that long. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Wow! Wait till she hears about White Christmas (Birthday Cards)

On a recent podcast, Sydney Sweeney was asked if her breasts were real while she was attached to a lie detector. In a related story I’ve been moonlighting as a lie detector. —Greg Gutfeld

When describing her book tour, Kamala Harris said, “Every place we’ve gone has sold out.” Yes, of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. —Greg Gutfeld

Joy Reid posted a video where she claimed Jingle Bells is racist. Wow! Wait till she hears about White Christmas. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Eight Dorks of the Apocalypse (next year we won’t need a Person of the Year)

“There’s one thing Donald Trump won’t see his face on anytime soon. That’s Time magazine, ’cause they just announced their person of the year, and it isn’t him. Instead, it’s the other thing that’s going to kill us all: ‘The Architects of A.I.’” — Stephen Colbert

“There they are, the Eight Dorks of the Apocalypse. The people who replaced people are the people of the year this year.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“That cover photo there is inspired by a famous photo of iron workers having lunch on the steel beam of a skyscraper. There’s one slight difference: This time, you’re rooting for the wind.” — Stephen Colbert

“Just think, thanks to them, next year we won’t need a Person of the Year.” — Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You have to give more information to rent a Toyota Camry (You know, they have Katy Perry now)

The government has begun accepting applications for what President Trump calls the Trump Gold Card, an expedited visa for foreigners who pay $1 million or more.  Trump — he thinks citizenship is something you could sell, like a condo, or a steak, or Eric when he was a baby. — Jimmy Kimmel

“You would think that a transaction like this would involve a good deal of paperwork, right? Nope. The application’s one page long. You have to give more information to rent a Toyota Camry.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“A quick message here to rich immigrants: Before you pony up, have you considered Canada? You know, they have Katy Perry now.” — Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

that's two books in two years, or as she calls it, her trilogy (Today they passed a bill that said beans can only be fried once)

"They passed a bill banning public schools now from offering any courses in ethnic studies. It's funny, you know, they never say they're targeting Mexicans specifically, but I think we get that idea. Today they passed a bill that said beans can only be fried once." –Bill Maher

"Just in time for Christmas, the queen of 'Drill Baby Drill,' Sarah Palin, has a new book out. It was announced this week. It's called, America By Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag. And for Sarah, that's two books in two years, or as she calls it, her trilogy." –Bill Maher

The conspiracy theories are abounding already because this Jeffrey Epstein guy knew everybody at Clinton Trump Prince Andrew Dershowitz oh it was a who's who of Eww Eww. This Epstein guy was a weirdo I mean, besides the pedophilia, besides the sex island, besides the plane the Lolita Express they called it. A ranch in New Mexico, did you read this? I'm not making this up, where he was gathering scientists and nubile young women and a plan to repopulate the earth from his spawn and Arnold Schwarzenegger said, “or you could just hop on the maid.” --Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Didn't you dodge the draft because your feet hurt? (or you could just hop on the maid)

The conspiracy theories are abounding already because this Jeffrey Epstein guy knew everybody. Clinton, Trump, Prince Andrew, Dershowitz. It was a who's who of Eww Eww. This Epstein guy was a weirdo. I mean, besides the pedophilia, besides the sex island, besides the plane the Lolita Express they called it. A ranch in New Mexico, did you read this? I'm not making this up, where he was gathering scientists and nubile young women and a plan to repopulate the earth from his spawn and Schwarzenegger said, “or you could just hop on the maid.” --Bill Maher

Oh course, Trump the conspiracy theorist, retweeting that the Clintons killed Jeffrey Epstein. I mean of all the right-wing conspiracy theories that have been going around, this is the stupidest. The idea that the Clintons go around killing their enemies. First of all, it makes them look cool. Nobody ever accused Mitt Romney of murdering his way to the top. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”