“Some have criticized the police for pepper spraying a pregnant
woman, but don’t forget, the cops were spraying for two.”
–Stephen Colbert
President Trump was asked why he hasn’t visited our troops serving
in war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan in the two years he’s been in
office. “There are things that are planned but I can’t talk about them,
because I don’t know what they are. And when they try and explain
them to me I get bored. And when I’m bored, I get angry. And when
I get angry, I get hungry. And when I’m hungry, everybody I look at
begins to look like a chicken, and I don’t want to eat the troops.”
--Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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