You have to give more information to rent a Toyota Camry (You know, they have Katy Perry now)

The government has begun accepting applications for what President Trump calls the Trump Gold Card, an expedited visa for foreigners who pay $1 million or more.  Trump — he thinks citizenship is something you could sell, like a condo, or a steak, or Eric when he was a baby. — Jimmy Kimmel

“You would think that a transaction like this would involve a good deal of paperwork, right? Nope. The application’s one page long. You have to give more information to rent a Toyota Camry.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“A quick message here to rich immigrants: Before you pony up, have you considered Canada? You know, they have Katy Perry now.” — Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”