it would just be easier to just get their president to put some pants on (Hello Beautiful)

China reportedly scrubbed the images of Winnie the Pooh from

social media over the weekend, after users compared the

character to their president. Though it seems like it would just

be easier to just get their president to put some pants on.

–Seth Meyers

Dunkin' Donuts is partnering with Harpoon Brewery to release a coffee-infused beer. Not to be outdone, Four Loko is now partnering with heroin. --Seth Meyers

According to a new nationwide poll, Donald Trump now leads all other Republican presidential candidates. But come on, if we elect him you know he’ll just leave us for a younger country. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He asked for the angel hair just to smell it (Eh, you get used to it)

​​Dunkin' Donuts is partnering with Harpoon Brewery to release a coffee-infused beer. Not to be outdone, Four Loko is now partnering with heroin. --Seth Meyers

According to reports, former Vice President Joe Biden requires that his paid speaking engagements provide him with a dinner of angel hair pomodoro, caprese salad, and raspberry sorbet. And this is weird: He asked for the angel hair just to smell it. --Seth Meyers

And finally, soccer's governing body, FIFA, announced yesterday that it has added a new rule prohibiting goalkeepers from throwing the ball into the other team's net. "Eh, you get used to it," said the Knicks. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The man has an attention span of a baby goldfish swimming in a bowl full of Four Loko (that sounds like something Rudy Giuliani would do by accident)

“Donald Trump, who didn’t attend his fraud trial in New York on Thursday, where he faces charges of deceiving banks, insurers and others by providing financial statements that greatly exaggerated his wealth. New York’s attorney general, Letitia James, is seeking $250m in penalties and a ban on Trump doing business in the state. The former president reportedly got frustrated on Wednesday and left halfway through the day’s proceedings, as if it was Don Jr’s 10th birthday party or something. Of course he left. Do we actually expect him to sit here and listen to testimony in court day after day? The man has an attention span of a baby goldfish swimming in a bowl full of Four Loko.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Furthermore, the GOP infighting has gotten so intense and so personal that Republicans are starting to make salacious allegations about each other on television. A republican congressman told CNN that Matt Gaetz had bragged to his House colleagues about the girls that he had slept with and how he would crush erectile dysunction medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could go all night. Not only does Matt Gaetz definitely look like the spokesman for an ED medicine-infused energy drink, his name even has a Z that you know is on the can. As for the congressman’s claim of chasing the ED medicine with energy drinks – that sounds like something Rudy Giuliani would do by accident.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Though it seems like it would just be easier to just get their president to put some pants on (I would kill for reviews that good)

Dunkin' Donuts is partnering with Harpoon Brewery to release

a coffee-infused beer. Not to be outdone, Four Loko is now

partnering with heroin. --Seth Meyers

China reportedly scrubbed the images of Winnie the Pooh from

social media over the weekend, after users compared the character

to their president. Though it seems like it would just be easier to

just get their president to put some pants on. –Seth Meyers

Pundits are saying that new British prime minister, Theresa May,

is following in the footsteps of Margaret Thatcher, known as

"The Iron Lady," with some in the media calling May "dull as

porridge," "extremely dependable," and "not humorous." Said

Hillary Clinton, "Ugh, I would kill for reviews that good."

–Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This, according to a white woman on the phone with police (now partnering with heroin)

Former first lady Michelle Obama attended a Beyoncé and Jay-Z concert yesterday where she danced in the front row with Beyoncé’s mother. This, according to a white woman on the phone with police. --Seth Meyers

Dunkin' Donuts is partnering with Harpoon Brewery to release a coffee-infused beer. Not to be outdone, Four Loko is now partnering with heroin. --Seth Meyers

The website Vice has published a new article profiling items found in the New York's subway systems Lost and Found. The most common thing lost on the subway? An hour and a half. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Joe Biden spilled Four Loko on the Constitution (fake jobs)

An MSNBC host said this morning that first lady Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump have been given "fake jobs" at the White House. But Melania says it's no problem for her because she's used to faking it. --Seth Meyers

Former President Obama recently said at a private speech that people didn't hear about the drama in his White House. Like the time Joe Biden spilled Four Loko on the Constitution. --Seth Meyers

Anheuser-Busch has announced it will begin selling a new organic beer called "Michelob Ultra Pure Gold." As in, "Sorry, all we have left is Michelob Ultra Pure Gold." --Seth Meyers

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html