Dunkin' Donuts is partnering with Harpoon Brewery to release
a coffee-infused beer. Not to be outdone, Four Loko is now
partnering with heroin. --Seth Meyers
China reportedly scrubbed the images of Winnie the Pooh from
social media over the weekend, after users compared the character
to their president. Though it seems like it would just be easier to
just get their president to put some pants on. –Seth Meyers
Pundits are saying that new British prime minister, Theresa May,
is following in the footsteps of Margaret Thatcher, known as
"The Iron Lady," with some in the media calling May "dull as
porridge," "extremely dependable," and "not humorous." Said
Hillary Clinton, "Ugh, I would kill for reviews that good."
–Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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