it would just be easier to just get their president to put some pants on (Hello Beautiful)

China reportedly scrubbed the images of Winnie the Pooh from

social media over the weekend, after users compared the

character to their president. Though it seems like it would just

be easier to just get their president to put some pants on.

–Seth Meyers

Dunkin' Donuts is partnering with Harpoon Brewery to release a coffee-infused beer. Not to be outdone, Four Loko is now partnering with heroin. --Seth Meyers

According to a new nationwide poll, Donald Trump now leads all other Republican presidential candidates. But come on, if we elect him you know he’ll just leave us for a younger country. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”