An MSNBC host said this morning that first lady Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump have been given "fake jobs" at the White House. But Melania says it's no problem for her because she's used to faking it. --Seth Meyers
Former President Obama recently said at a private speech that people didn't hear about the drama in his White House. Like the time Joe Biden spilled Four Loko on the Constitution. --Seth Meyers
Anheuser-Busch has announced it will begin selling a new organic beer called "Michelob Ultra Pure Gold." As in, "Sorry, all we have left is Michelob Ultra Pure Gold." --Seth Meyers
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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