I mean, it’s called delegating, bud (guy with resting divorce face)

Donald Trump’s cabinet picks for his second term. Now that Matt Gaetz has dropped out to try to find the high school from Euphoria, there is a new nominee for shadiest nominee. That would be Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick for secretary of defense and a “guy with resting divorce face”. —Ronny Chieng

The latest scandal for the Fox News host with no department of defense experience: a New Yorker report on how he was forced to step down from a veterans’ non-profit board due to alcohol abuse, sexual misconduct and mishandling the group’s money. Ok, that’s a lot for one person. Alcohol, sex and financial misconduct? I mean, it’s called delegating, bud. Try it sometime. —Ronny Chieng

How could someone do so many bad things at the same time? Like not only are you drinking and harassing women, you’ve also got to find time to suck at QuickBooks? —Ronny Chieng

“Apparently, the reports of the drinky-drink are making Trump doing the thinky-think, because word is Trump’s support for Hegseth is teetering, much like Pete Hegseth at a staff meeting.” — Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If you want something as fashionable as Yeezys, you’ll have to microwave a Croc. (Now everyone partake of his body-ody-ody)

October 2022

“We are two weeks away the midterm elections, and the Democrats are pushing hard on the youth vote. There is an ad in which Barack Obama tried to relate to young voters: ‘I’ve heard a lot recently about how voting doesn’t solve everything, and I can see why you might think that. It won’t make Outer Banks or Euphoria season 3 or Rihanna’s new album drop any faster.’ I love that man, but that has real youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards energy. Come on, guys, come on. Listen, listen you guys, I’m gonna yeet some truths your way. No cap. You know Archie from Riverdale wasn’t the only one to come back to life. Let me tell you about an influencer who got a lot of likes even though he only had 12 followers. Now everyone partake of his body-ody-ody.” —Stephen Colbert

“Adidas decided to terminate its lucrative deal with Kanye West after the rapper’s numerous antisemitic comments. So, no more shoe. If you want something as fashionable as Yeezys, you’ll have to microwave a Croc.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

For the love of God, please stop eating us to get high (Free Thinkers)

April 2022

“A researcher in England recently discovered that mushrooms and other fungi communicate similarly to humans. When they prodded them with electrodes, they exhibited spikes of cognitive activity that resembled vocabularies of around 50 words — like an Eric Trump-level vocabulary.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Anyone speak shiitake?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“They were able to determine that mushrooms say, ‘Hello,’ “Goodbye’ and ‘For the love of God, please stop eating us to get high.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Sarah Palin is running for congress. I think Palin is in for a rude awakening if she thinks she’s still on the vanguard of wild and crazy Republicans. Palin showing up in Congress now would be like me telling a bunch of high school kids about my wild days of sneaking out and drinking wine coolers in the woods, and then realizing I was talking to the kids from Euphoria. They’d be like, ‘cool, man, I put molly on my oatmeal.’” —Seth Meyers

“And there is the saga of an aggressive rabid fox at the Capitol, which bit several people on Tuesday. Representative Ami Bera, among the bitten, said the loose fox marked ‘one of the most unusual days on the Hill in 10 years’. Yeah, with the exception of all those nut-jobs trying to hang Mike Pence, but this was a solid number two.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”