One Dalmatian (mostly because they miss their mommies)

Nike is reportedly planning job cuts as it forecasts lower sales. After hearing the news, Nike factory workers in Asia began crying, but mostly because they miss their mommies. —Kennedy 

Disney's new CEO just kicked off a new round of layoffs, cutting hundreds of workers. So, look for Disney's newest reboot, One Dalmatian. —Kennedy 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”