For the love of God, please stop eating us to get high (Free Thinkers)

April 2022

“A researcher in England recently discovered that mushrooms and other fungi communicate similarly to humans. When they prodded them with electrodes, they exhibited spikes of cognitive activity that resembled vocabularies of around 50 words — like an Eric Trump-level vocabulary.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Anyone speak shiitake?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“They were able to determine that mushrooms say, ‘Hello,’ “Goodbye’ and ‘For the love of God, please stop eating us to get high.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Sarah Palin is running for congress. I think Palin is in for a rude awakening if she thinks she’s still on the vanguard of wild and crazy Republicans. Palin showing up in Congress now would be like me telling a bunch of high school kids about my wild days of sneaking out and drinking wine coolers in the woods, and then realizing I was talking to the kids from Euphoria. They’d be like, ‘cool, man, I put molly on my oatmeal.’” —Seth Meyers

“And there is the saga of an aggressive rabid fox at the Capitol, which bit several people on Tuesday. Representative Ami Bera, among the bitten, said the loose fox marked ‘one of the most unusual days on the Hill in 10 years’. Yeah, with the exception of all those nut-jobs trying to hang Mike Pence, but this was a solid number two.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”