If you want something as fashionable as Yeezys, you’ll have to microwave a Croc. (Now everyone partake of his body-ody-ody)

October 2022

“We are two weeks away the midterm elections, and the Democrats are pushing hard on the youth vote. There is an ad in which Barack Obama tried to relate to young voters: ‘I’ve heard a lot recently about how voting doesn’t solve everything, and I can see why you might think that. It won’t make Outer Banks or Euphoria season 3 or Rihanna’s new album drop any faster.’ I love that man, but that has real youth pastor sitting in the chair backwards energy. Come on, guys, come on. Listen, listen you guys, I’m gonna yeet some truths your way. No cap. You know Archie from Riverdale wasn’t the only one to come back to life. Let me tell you about an influencer who got a lot of likes even though he only had 12 followers. Now everyone partake of his body-ody-ody.” —Stephen Colbert

“Adidas decided to terminate its lucrative deal with Kanye West after the rapper’s numerous antisemitic comments. So, no more shoe. If you want something as fashionable as Yeezys, you’ll have to microwave a Croc.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”