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Showing posts with label Daily Mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daily Mail. Show all posts

Friday, April 3, 2026

checking their authenticity (She also canceled their upcoming vacation to Dollywood)

New photos obtained by the Daily Mail show Kristi Nome's husband wearing large prosthetic breasts. In response, Bill Clinton immediately volunteered to check their authenticity. —Greg Gutfeld


A spokesman for Kristi Noem said she's devastated by her husband's crossdressing double life. She also canceled their upcoming vacation to Dollywood. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, December 11, 2025

Well, he never said it was on his head (every single time it turns out they lied)


In a recent interview, former Vice President Kamala Harris said, quote, "There will be a marvel bust of me in Congress." And she added how cool it is that they can carve on something as small as a marble. —Greg Gutfeld 


Gavin Newsom claimed his hair literally burst during the Palisades fire. I know you're thinking his hair looks fine, right? Well, he never said it was on his head. —Greg Gutfeld 


According to the Daily Mail, Ilhan Omar told friends years ago that her second husband was in fact her brother. The wedding guests were tipped off when the couple's first dance was to We Are Family. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”




 

Friday, February 28, 2025

This administration is more transparent than the skin stretched across Pelosi's cheekbones (easily exploited)

According according to the Daily Mail, JFK had a secret gay lover. Big deal, so did Michelle Obama. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump had his first cabinet meeting this week and it was unusual for two reasons. First he actually had a cabinet meeting, the only cabinet Joe Biden ever met with was the one that stored all his medications, and second the whole thing was televised live. This administration is more transparent than the skin stretched across Pelosi's cheekbones. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, April 13, 2017

an escape tunnel back to Slovenia (Easter bunny apologizes)



A new article says that Donald Trump has changed the definition of the word "conservative." It used to mean "traditional" and "right leaning" - now it means "batshit crazy." –Conan O’Brien
Before he was press secretary, Sean Spicer actually played the Easter bunny at the egg roll during the Bush administration. Which means this week, for the first time maybe in history, we got to see the Easter bunny apologize for comments about the Holocaust. –Jimmy Kimmel
Congratulations to the first lady, Melania Trump, who just got a nice payout from a British tabloid newspaper, The Daily Mail. According to CNN, Melania received $2.9 million in damages, which she's using to build an escape tunnel back to Slovenia. –Jimmy Kimmel