He was given a choice of having it done surgically or by marrying Meghan Markle (How fascism starts)

70,000 Cambodian monks have nominated Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize, but the White House asserts this has nothing to do with the newly opened Trump monastery in Cambodia. —Greg Gutfeld

A serial pedophile in Louisiana has agreed to be castrated as part of a plea deal. He was given a choice of having it done surgically or by marrying Meghan Markle. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And for that, you've just won a pair of Stephen Colbert's big brass balls (Until I'm feeling good about myself)

"And now comes proof that John McCain has learned to use a computer, because evidently, he has plagiarized from the internets. Congressional Quarterly reported this week that McCain may have copied some facts in a recent speech on the Georgian crisis from Wikipedia. I think it should have been obvious when he referred to the country's leader as President 404 Error: File Not Found." --Stephen Colbert

"Now in the primary itself, this weekend, Obama wooed Pennsylvania's blue collar bowling vote by hitting the lanes [on screen: Obama throws a gutterball]. Actually hitting the sides of the lanes. Out of a possible score of 300, the Illinois senator scored a 37. He should have tried rolling it through his legs, like my six-year-old. It was the most disgraceful act of bowling by a politician since President Richard Nixon secretly dropped bowling balls on Cambodia." --Stephen Colbert

 

"It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago to reform House Republicans, who are feeling the heat from lobbyist scandals. Well, CNN found out that he rents his two-bedroom apartment from a lobbyist who had clients who had interests in legislation that Boehner sponsored. And for that, Mr. Boehner, you've just won a pair of Stephen Colbert's big brass balls." --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Bush doesn't want to, but it's either that or talk about Iraq (#WakeUpKentucky)

"There's still a lot of criticism of the Saddam Hussein hanging. You know, the way I look at it is Saddam died doing what he loved -- attending an execution." --Jay Leno

"In Cambodia, a woman was found who lived alone in the jungle for 20 years and who speaks an unintelligible language. They don't know what she's saying. Experts are predicting she will soon move to America and become the next governor of California." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush is expected for the first time next week in the State of the Union address to talk about global warming. He doesn't want to, but it's either that or talk about Iraq." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

George W. Bush Action Figures! (Awake but incoherent)

"And they make a big deal about everything. She was talking about she was visiting Bosnia and they had to crawl to the airport under sniper fire. And they did out the footage and every thing was like [on screen: Letterman imitating Hillary smiling and waving]. 'Hey, how ya doin'? Nice to see ya.' Well, she says the reason she said that was because of sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation. So I'm thinking, she'll be great on those 3 a.m. phone calls, won't she? Awake but incoherent." --David Letterman

"Now in the primary itself, this weekend, Obama wooed Pennsylvania's blue collar bowling vote by hitting the lanes [on screen: Obama throws a gutterball]. Actually hitting the sides of the lanes. Out of a possible score of 300, the Illinois senator scored a 37. He should have tried rolling it through his legs, like my six-year-old. It was the most disgraceful act of bowling by a politician since President Richard Nixon secretly dropped bowling balls on Cambodia." --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

I saw a photograph of a 70 year old Vietnamese grandmother (poem)

I saw a photograph of a 70 year old Vietnamese grandmother

I saw a photograph

of a 70 year old Vietnamese grandmother

transporting 600 pounds

of military supplies

by using a bicycle

without rubber for the tires,

with 300 pounds

somehow balanced on each side

of the handlebars.

The soldiers needed

the supplies

and grandma was willing

to risk terrible hardship,

and possible death

to see that the soldiers

got the guns, food, ammunition,

and medical supplies

that they needed.

What I took from this was

that if a 70 year old woman

is willing to transport

600 pounds of

ANYTHING,

much less bombs, grenades, rifles,

ammunition, food, medical supplies…

through a dense suffocating jungle,

while thousands of bombs fall from the sky,

trying to kill her,

then the message is clear,

she is telling you,

GET OUT!

Get the FUCK OUT!!

Get the FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW…

We should have listened to her.

58,000 (of us) dead

1.5 million (of them) dead

 if you add in,

and why wouldn’t you,

Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia…

that number rises to 3.5 million.

150,000 US wounded,

1,600 MIA….

Many scars live on the inside.

In our nightmares.

Some say there are still men over there.

I don’t know the answer to that question.

But if it’s true, these men would be

70 years old now,

and would have to have survived

more than 40 years of brutality

and torture.

It’s just too much.

How does that make you feel?

 http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html