And for that, you've just won a pair of Stephen Colbert's big brass balls (Until I'm feeling good about myself)

"And now comes proof that John McCain has learned to use a computer, because evidently, he has plagiarized from the internets. Congressional Quarterly reported this week that McCain may have copied some facts in a recent speech on the Georgian crisis from Wikipedia. I think it should have been obvious when he referred to the country's leader as President 404 Error: File Not Found." --Stephen Colbert

"Now in the primary itself, this weekend, Obama wooed Pennsylvania's blue collar bowling vote by hitting the lanes [on screen: Obama throws a gutterball]. Actually hitting the sides of the lanes. Out of a possible score of 300, the Illinois senator scored a 37. He should have tried rolling it through his legs, like my six-year-old. It was the most disgraceful act of bowling by a politician since President Richard Nixon secretly dropped bowling balls on Cambodia." --Stephen Colbert

 

"It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago to reform House Republicans, who are feeling the heat from lobbyist scandals. Well, CNN found out that he rents his two-bedroom apartment from a lobbyist who had clients who had interests in legislation that Boehner sponsored. And for that, Mr. Boehner, you've just won a pair of Stephen Colbert's big brass balls." --Stephen Colbert

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