Bush doesn't want to, but it's either that or talk about Iraq (#WakeUpKentucky)

"There's still a lot of criticism of the Saddam Hussein hanging. You know, the way I look at it is Saddam died doing what he loved -- attending an execution." --Jay Leno

"In Cambodia, a woman was found who lived alone in the jungle for 20 years and who speaks an unintelligible language. They don't know what she's saying. Experts are predicting she will soon move to America and become the next governor of California." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush is expected for the first time next week in the State of the Union address to talk about global warming. He doesn't want to, but it's either that or talk about Iraq." --Jay Leno

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