It went so well, Biden let him pick a couple of classified documents out of a bowl (Bad news for China, it’s a girl)

February 2023

Earlier today, an American fighter jet shot down a suspected Chinese surveillance balloon that had been spotted crossing into the United States, officially ending history’s most complicated gender reveal party. Bad news for China, it’s a girl. —Colin Jost

Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, seen here wanting to know if you or someone you love has been injured in a car accident, met in person with President Biden about the debt ceiling and said they had a good conversation. It went so well, Biden let him pick a couple of classified documents out of a bowl. —Colin Jost

Florida has proposed legislation that would allow residents to carry firearms without a permit. Also, everyone gets to do one murder. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”