Tom Brady came out of retirement just to huddle with the guys (six inches shorter than normal)

February 2023

“This weekend, the Northeast could be hit with the coldest weather in decades, with temperatures dropping as low as minus 40 degrees. It is so cold that President Biden’s burning classified documents just to stay warm.” —Jimmy Fallon

“It is so cold, Tom Brady came out of retirement just to huddle with the guys. You know what I mean?” —Jimmy Fallon

“It is so cold, everyone looks like they're in "Avatar" -- everyone. —Jimmy Fallon

“It is so cold, the Empire State Building is six inches shorter than normal.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”