Today, the
Electoral College officially cast its votes for president, and Bill Clinton
actually teared up after voting for Hillary, saying that he’s never cast a vote
he’s been prouder of. Then he said, “Except for that wet T-shirt contest I
judged in Cancun.” –Jimmy Fallon
President Barack Obama
just held the final news conference of his presidency and at the end, Obama
wished everyone a Mele Kalikimaka, which is the Hawaiian greeting for Merry
Christmas. Mele Kalikimaka is also what Donald Trump tweeted when he was just
trying to spell Merry Christmas. –Jimmy Fallon
Jacksonville
Jaguars coach Gus Bradley was fired yesterday after the team lost nine games in
a row. Or as the Cleveland Browns put it, “So he’s available?” –Jimmy Fallon
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