"As for what exactly
a bad day for Bush might look like, oh, how about being a captive audience
member at the funeral of a civil rights pioneer in front of thousands of
people, none of whom voted for you except the woman sitting right next to you
and possibly your dad. But I'm not even sure he's buying it anymore."
--Jon Stewart, on Coretta Scott King's funeral
"Some of the other
Oscar-nominated movies people are talking about, George Clooney's film, 'Good
Night, and Good Luck.' If you haven't seen it, it's about the Bush's Medicare
plan for the elderly." --Jay Leno
"Did you hear what the
Republicans have said about Hillary Clinton? They say she's too angry to be
president. Hillary Clinton, Senator Hillary Clinton, too angry to be president.
When she heard this, Hillary said, 'Oh yeah? I'll rip your throats out, you
bastards.'" --David Letterman
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