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Showing posts with label Stephen Miller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephen Miller. Show all posts

Friday, January 30, 2026

which is how I believe Stephen Miller reproduces (Epstein's clients)


Minnesotans have been terrorized by Trump’s goons and the nation has been outraged with anti-ICE sentiment even appearing in apolitical online spaces. Kristi Noem, the head of homeland security, called the slain nurse Alex Pretti a “domestic terrorist” without evidence, something that even led to Republicans demanding her resignation. 


Trump has said he thinks Noem is “doing a very good job” and Colbert added, in character, that there is “no one else I’d rather have everyone blame for my mindless cruelty”. 


Noem has tried to blame Stephen Miller for her comments while Miller, referring to Pretti as an “assassin”, has said this was based on information from Customs and Border Protection, which is run by Kristi Noem. It is a real snake eating its own tail, which is how I believe Stephen Miller reproduces. —Stephen Colbert


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Sunday, June 14, 2020

and put it up there on my Hooters calendar (Fort Il Duce)



“Trump’s first rally is scheduled for 19 June, AKA Juneteenth, the annual holiday commemorating the end of slavery in America, in Tulsa, Oklahoma, which 99 years ago this month was the site of one of the bloodiest, most destructive weeks of racial violence in the US, when white mobs destroyed ‘Black Wall Street’. Now, to be fair, there’s no way Trump knows that much American history. I’m pretty sure he just told Stephen Miller, ‘Steve, just pick the most offensive date and location you can think of, and put it up there on my Hooters calendar.’” —Stephen Colbert

“The latest dismal polls for Trump, show that his political standing has eroded considerably over the past month. So Trump and his supporters in the GOP and on rightwing TV are resorting to the only two tactics they have left: amping up the racism and nursing deranged cultural grievances. For example, after the army said they would consider renaming bases named after Confederate leaders, Trump tweeted a nonsensical dissent, which White House staffers printed out and handed to reporters at a briefing. What do you mean they’re part of a ‘great American heritage’, a history of ‘winning, victory and freedom’? Confederates famously fought against America, and they lost. Since when do we name military bases after people who lost wars against America. Is there a naval base named after King George III? Would you make American soldiers train at Fort Il Duce?” —Seth Meyers

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



Tuesday, May 12, 2020

That dude has always given off major bitten-by-a-bat vibes (Oxygen is the devil’s gas)


“And I won’t lie — I’m not surprised that this coronavirus outbreak started in Stephen Miller’s house. That dude has always given off major bitten-by-a-bat vibes.” —Trevor Noah

“The White House announced yesterday that despite one of Vice President Mike Pence’s senior staff testing positive for the coronavirus, Pence will not isolate himself. But in his defense, you can’t catch it if you never breathe. [imitating Mike Pence] ‘No, no thank you. Oxygen is the devil’s gas.’” —Seth Meyers

“In a new interview, a White House senior adviser said it was, quote, ‘scary’ to go to work after two fellow staffers tested positive last week for the coronavirus. Said the adviser, ‘Before this, it was just embarrassing.’” —Seth Meyers

“The coronavirus is now officially in the White House, and that’s scary. Although if it’s like everything else that lands in the White House, it won’t last more than a few weeks.” —Trevor Noah

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Seriously, get out of there. You’re doing a terrible job (the incubation room)


“The White House ordered West Wing staff members to wear masks on Monday after a military valet and Katie Miller, a spokeswoman for Mike Pence and the wife of the presidential adviser Stephen Miller, tested positive for Covid-19. Although Trump, Pence, and senior members of their administration have declined to isolate themselves, Dr. Anthony Fauci and two other top administration health officials decided to self-quarantine for the next two weeks. Mr. President, the virus is calling from inside the house — get out of there! Seriously, get out of there. You’re doing a terrible job.” —Stephen Colbert

“No, Dr. Fauci, don’t self-quarantine, we need you. If you’re not around, all the health decisions are going to be made by Jared Kushner, the MyPillow guy, and William Barr in a sexy nurse costume.” —Stephen Colbert

“This is super serious. Katie Miller has attended nearly all of the White House coronavirus task force meetings in the situation room, which they’ve now temporarily rechristened ‘the incubation room.’” —Stephen Colbert

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, December 7, 2019

My Drunken Personal Attorney (right after athletic and monogamous)


Before the House intelligence committee’s report, the GOP released their own “pre-buttal” in which they concluded that Trump “was acting on genuine and reasonable skepticism of Ukraine.” Yes, because the two words everyone uses to describe Donald Trump are genuine and reasonable, right after athletic and monogamous. --Stephen Colbert

The Republican claims were bogus, because their argument is based on the claim that Ukraine, not Russia, hacked the DNC server – an idea that’s been completely debunked as a Russian-fueled conspiracy theory. Plus, even if Ukraine had meddled in the 2016 election, the proper organization to investigate that is not Rudy Giuliani. There’s a reason why the CBS show FBI is not called My Drunken Personal Attorney. --Stephen Colbert
On the president’s trip to London to celebrate Nato’s 70th anniversary. “Like most anniversaries, Trump was in a bad mood, wishing he was with a younger eastern European ally.” --Stephen Colbert

And of course, there’s the video of world leaders laughing at Trump, in which Trudeau described Trump’s impromptu press conference as “you just watched his team’s jaws drop to the floor.” Hey Justin, be nice! Stephen Miller’s jaw only does that when it’s feeding time and they bring him the baby deer. --Stephen Colbert
There is a video of world leaders trashing Trump. Trudeau is one thing, but Boris Johnson – that’s the one that’s gotta hurt most. Boris? Sweet, disheveled, crazy hair Boris? He’s supposed to be the Donald Trump of England and he’s laughing. --Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Wednesday, January 31, 2018

I'll be speeching on miny imported topix, witch I'll read off a telescope (I appreesheate yer serpent)






































I guess most of Trump's State of the Union address was written by his adviser, Stephen Miller. While the rest of Trump's presidency was written by Stephen King. --Jimmy Fallon
Tickets to the State of the Union had to be reprinted after they originally said State of the "Uniom." Even the guy who sent out that false missile alert in Hawaii was like, "How do you mess that up?" --Jimmy Fallon

That's not all. There was actually a message from Trump on the back of the ticket as well. Take a look. It said, "I, Donald J. Turnip, invite you to my Stape of the Onion. This will be my first hairdress to Congested, and I'll be speeching on miny imported topix, witch I'll read off a telescope. I appreesheate yer serpent." --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.