rescuers were able to get him out after about 35 quarters (Wonder Man)

“Wonder Woman” made $100 million at the box office this weekend. Meanwhile, Wonder Man made $121 million for doing the same job. –Seth Meyers

A boy in Maryland this weekend was trapped in an arcade claw machine after climbing through the prize door. Luckily, rescuers were able to get him out after about 35 quarters. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

filmed in a Florida condo on a leather couch (Political Language Explained)

 

President Trump says he will appoint Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney for Washington, D.C. Pirro celebrated the news with a bottle of wine every day for the last 50 years. —Michael Che

President Trump announced plans for a 100% tariff on movies made outside the U.S., which is no problem for me, because all the movies I watch were filmed in a Florida condo on a leather couch. —Michael Che

K-Pop star Lisa is being criticized for her Met Gala outfit that appeared to feature images of Rosa Parks on the crotch. But at least they put her in the front. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

What if I told you... (a pork-flavored lollipop)

Hollywood thinks we're idiots for wanting exciting movies with relatable heroes. So instead they gave you a musical celebrating a transgender drug dealer. Amelia Perez got 13 Oscar nominations and sold about 13 tickets. But you got to admit getting neutered helps you hit the high notes. —Greg Gutfeld

Movie theaters can throw in all the goodies they want, but it won't help if the movies suck harder than The View on a pork-flavored lollipop. —Greg Gutfeld

Rather than make movies people want to go see they offer crap that actually makes the experience worse. And you know what that reminds me of? You guessed it, the Democrat party. Instead of approving the product they keep appealing to their worst customers. Even the New York Times admits it. The rag put out a scathing rebuke of the party, saying they're in denial of their 2024 election loss. The Times of all places even say even says they moved too far to the left. Hell, that's like Chris Christie telling you to lay off the donuts. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It seems as foreign as the men I hire to cradle me while I nap (getting stoned together in Budapest)

Chipotle is giving away $1 million worth of buy 1 get one free burritos. In a related story Jerry Nadler's dry cleaner committed suicide. —Greg Gutfeld

According to Variety movie theaters are contemplating letting people smoke pot and text while enjoying a movie. And why is that? Well these days theaters are as empty as Kamala's medicine cabinet. True, it's never really recovered from Covid and the idea of sitting with strangers to watch a movie, well it seems as foreign as the men I hire to cradle me while I nap. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Russell Brand: WOAH! Did This Movie Predict The Future?

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”