Yes, sometimes people get angry at their intervention (which is such an insane thing to probably be right about)

Israeli officials are reportedly furious after the U.S. withheld a shipment of weapons. Yes, sometimes people get angry at their intervention. —Michael Che

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. revealed he had a brain worm and posted on Twitter that he offered to eat five more brain worms and still beat President Trump and President Biden in a debate, which is such an insane thing to probably be right about. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Do you know how many cigarettes that’ll get you in prison? (taste-testing the toilet wine and make sure it ain’t poisoned)

April 2023

“Donald Trump has already raised $5 million since the indictment dropped. Do you know how many cigarettes that’ll get you in prison?” —Roy Wood, Jr.

“You know Trump gotta be mad. He paid all that hush money, did nobody hush. But no affair has been less hushed than this one. Everybody knows about this damn affair. There’s uncontacted tribes in the Amazon who know that Trump boned Stormy Daniels. Trump’s arraignment on Tuesday in Manhattan, which would include fingerprinting and a DNA sample, with the Secret Service in attendance. That’s right, Trump’s gotta provide a DNA sample. Which if you think about it, it’s kinda how he got in this mess in the first place. The upside with Trump’s DNA is now the NYPD can probably solve a bunch of cold cases from the 80s.” —Roy Wood, Jr.

“Why are they arraigning him like he’s a normal person?Trump ain’t a normal person. Normal people don’t bring the Secret Service to get arrested. I feel sorry for the Secret Service agents, because you get assigned to a former president, and you’re supposed to be going to baseball games, windsurfing. You get assigned to Trump, you’ve gotta go to Rikers! You’ve gotta take a shank for this man, you’ve gotta taste-test the toilet wine and make sure it ain’t poisoned.” —Roy Wood, Jr.

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I don't know if we're supposed to compete, ask for a loan or surrender (he might have been given his own show on CNN)

July 2012

"Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform." –Jay Leno

"We have American athletes in uniforms made in China, wearing French berets. I don't know if we're supposed to compete, ask for a loan or surrender." –Jay Leno

"The big news in Washington now is the disappearance of Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. Nobody can find him. He's completely disappeared. People think he's either in rehab or he might have been given his own show on CNN." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or as it used to be called, The Glenn Beck Show.

"Hank Williams Jr. got his ass kicked off of Monday Night Football. His crime was comparing Obama to Hitler on Fox News. Or as it used to be called, 'The Glenn Beck Show." –Bill Maher



"If we are going to fire every Southern hillbilly who thinks Obama is like Hitler, who will be our Republican congressmen?" –Bill Maher 



"Rick Perry assured Hank Williams that he has a job singing theme songs once Texas starts televising executions." –Bill Maher



John Hulse painting

He's sewn up the crucial 'guy you didn't know existed' vote

"Republican presidential candidate Jon Huntsman announced that he received the endorsement of Jeb Bush, Jr., who is the son of the brother of the former president. Analysts say he's sewn up the crucial 'guy you didn't know existed' vote." –Conan O'Brien



"Levi Johnston, who got Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol pregnant, has a sister Mercede, who just posed for 'Playboy' and said some very unflattering things about the Palins. She said Track Palin, who she dated, used cocaine and oxycodone, that Sarah Palin forced him to go into the military to protect herself, and that if Palin became President she'd have a mental breakdown. Then the photographer asked her to turn a little so he could get both nipples." –Jimmy Kimmel