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Showing posts with label Roy Wood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roy Wood. Show all posts

Thursday, April 6, 2023

they should’ve made it a real New York experience (Even rappers don’t go after the kids)


April 2023

“There is a widely circulated photo from inside the court house, showing Trump seated before a judge. It shows that even the guy who was not too long ago the most powerful man in the world, the guy who controlled our nuclear arsenal and rolled around in a presidential limo and entered every room to Hail to the Chief, had to sit in that courthouse in front of a judge, just like everyone else accused of breaking the law. In fact, if you ask me, they should’ve made it a real New York experience and towed his plane while he was inside.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump’s Mar-a-Lago speech, in which he called the New York district attorney a ‘criminal’, and said the judge was ‘Trump-hating’ with a ‘Trump-hating wife and family’. Who do you know go to trial and talk shit about the judge? That’s bold. The judge could destroy you, and you’re riling him up. If you’re about to fight Cocaine Bear, you don’t offer him crack first. And he didn’t just go after the judge; Trump called out the kids. And you don’t pull the kids into it. Even rappers don’t go after the kids, and they murder each other.” —Roy Wood, Jr.

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Do you know how many cigarettes that’ll get you in prison? (taste-testing the toilet wine and make sure it ain’t poisoned)


April 2023

“Donald Trump has already raised $5 million since the indictment dropped. Do you know how many cigarettes that’ll get you in prison?” —Roy Wood, Jr.

“You know Trump gotta be mad. He paid all that hush money, did nobody hush. But no affair has been less hushed than this one. Everybody knows about this damn affair. There’s uncontacted tribes in the Amazon who know that Trump boned Stormy Daniels. Trump’s arraignment on Tuesday in Manhattan, which would include fingerprinting and a DNA sample, with the Secret Service in attendance. That’s right, Trump’s gotta provide a DNA sample. Which if you think about it, it’s kinda how he got in this mess in the first place. The upside with Trump’s DNA is now the NYPD can probably solve a bunch of cold cases from the 80s.” —Roy Wood, Jr.

“Why are they arraigning him like he’s a normal person?Trump ain’t a normal person. Normal people don’t bring the Secret Service to get arrested. I feel sorry for the Secret Service agents, because you get assigned to a former president, and you’re supposed to be going to baseball games, windsurfing. You get assigned to Trump, you’ve gotta go to Rikers! You’ve gotta take a shank for this man, you’ve gotta taste-test the toilet wine and make sure it ain’t poisoned.” —Roy Wood, Jr.

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”