I don't know if we're supposed to compete, ask for a loan or surrender (he might have been given his own show on CNN)

July 2012

"Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform." –Jay Leno

"We have American athletes in uniforms made in China, wearing French berets. I don't know if we're supposed to compete, ask for a loan or surrender." –Jay Leno

"The big news in Washington now is the disappearance of Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. Nobody can find him. He's completely disappeared. People think he's either in rehab or he might have been given his own show on CNN." –Jay Leno

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”