But are you experienced? (a sailor hat and a giant lollipop)

Ukrainian president Vladimir Zelensky was criticized for what he wore to the White House meeting on Friday, but in his defense most suits his size come with a sailor hat and a giant lollipop. —Greg Gutfeld

A group of sociologists have found that married men are finally doing more housework. See, there is a benefit to gay marriage. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I can't wait to see who takes home the gold in the Olympic doggie paddle (And she knows where the money is)

The 2016 Rio games start Friday, and there are some concerns. Athletes swimming in the heavily polluted Guanabara Bay have been warned by health experts to keep their mouths closed in the toxic stew. OK? Mouths closed. Or heads out of the water. I can't wait to see who takes home the gold in the Olympic doggie paddle. –Stephen Colbert

Of course, Hillary also had her moments. Here’s what she said about her tax plans: “We are going to go where the money is.” And she knows where the money is. It’s where she gives her speeches. –Stephen Colbert

Remember a few months ago when future former President Barack Obama got Iran to release four American prisoners? Well, it turns out he forgot to tell us about a small shipping and handling fee. Because as the prisoners were freed, $400 million was flown to Iran on a plane loaded with cash. Don't you hate it when you're on an airplane and you get stuck sitting next to $400 million? You don't know who gets the armrest. –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Chile - long version from Electric Ladyland (1968)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Jimi Hendrix - Freedom (Live at the Atlanta Pop Festival 1970)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Well sure, when you give away free trips to Martha’s Vineyard (traded in for a younger model)

November 2022

In Florida, Ron DeSantis won the state by 20 points. He even won the Latino vote. Well sure, when you give away free trips to Martha’s Vineyard. —Bill Maher

Florida is going with DeSantis. At least now Trump knows how it feels to be traded in for a younger model. —Bill Maher

And do you know who Trump blamed for Dr. Oz’s loss in Pennsylvania? Melania. Trump said that, ‘It wasn’t her best decision.’ Melania fiddled with her wedding ring and said, ‘I’ve made worse.’ —Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And to prove it he took a 20-minute standing nap (losing the battle with his breakfast burrito)

January 2022

The late Maya Angelou has become the first black woman featured on the quarter. Which is not what black people mean when we demand change. —Michael Che

Domino’s is reducing the number of chicken wings included in their meals, and I really wish I had known that before I had my delivery guy fired for stealing. —Michael Che

President Biden gave a speech in Atlanta where he called on the senate to pass two voting rights bills saying, ‘I am tired of being quiet.’ And to prove it he took a 20-minute standing nap. —Michael Che

Minority leader Mitch McConnell, seen here, losing the battle with his breakfast burrito, criticized President Biden’s speech on voting rights calling it ‘beneath my office.’ Coincidentally, beneath his office is also where McConnell buries the homeless men he hunts for sport. —Michael Che

Pope Francis said this week that getting vaccinated against Covid is a moral obligation, especially since priests work so closely with kids. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry  

 

Apparently, he just meant for renovations (Yes, Botox can cause hallucinations)

June 2012

"This weekend President Obama's daughter, Sasha, will turn 11 years old. Sasha didn’t ask Obama for a present — you know, because she’s still waiting for him to deliver the gifts he promised three birthdays ago." –Jimmy Fallon

"In an event celebrating her 25th anniversary of being elected to Congress, Nancy Pelosi revealed that the ghost of past feminist leaders spoke to her at her first White House meeting as speaker. In a related story, doctors now say, 'Yes, Botox can cause hallucinations.'" –Jay Leno

"Remember when Obama was campaigning? Didn't he say he was going to close Guantanamo Bay? Didn't he say that? Apparently, he just meant for renovations." –Jay Leno

"In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek president Barack Obama-opolis." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

Jimi Hendrix Experience - Purple Haze

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimi Hendrix "Wild Thing" 1967-05-11 Théatre d'Issy les Moulineaux, Paris

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimi Hendrix - Johnny B Goode (live)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

If convicted the woman could go to jail for em-bizzle-ment (The Power of Love)

The actor who plays Michael Jackson in a new vh1 movie said he didn't think he was right for the part because it's six feet four inches tall. He’s much taller than Michael. Not only that, he’s black. --Conan O’Brien 8/4/2004

Snoop Dogg announced that he is suing a woman for trying to extort money from him. If convicted the woman could go to jail for em-bizzle-ment. --Conan O’Brien 12/22/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”