So congratulations to his replacement, Chumbawamba (this year’s most popular baby name)

Opera star Andrea Bocelli has backed out of performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration after pressure from his fans. So congratulations to his replacement, Chumbawamba. –Conan O’Brien

Health officials say there’s a new trend of women using marijuana during their pregnancy. Which explains why this year’s most popular baby name is Funyuns. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Grandma got run over by... (Chumbawamba)

December 2022

“Here are some Christmas cards I have received. For instance, look at this. This is a card from Yankees superstar Aaron Judge. On the front, it says… ‘There’s no place like home for the holidays…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Especially when staying home equals $360 Millies.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Here's a nice card I got from Elon Musk. It says… ‘Grandma got run over by a…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Self-driving Tesla.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Here's a card from Herschel Walker. It says… ‘Merry Christmas! And to my Jewish friends, Happy…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Chumbawamba.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I like guys who inherit their dad’s business and then think they’re God (Chumbawamba)

Today, Queen Elizabeth stepped down as the patron of children’s charities. The queen said, “I just realized I really hate kids.” –Conan O’Brien

Donald Trump is saying “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Holidays.” Donald Trump said he’s a fan of Jesus because “I like guys who inherit their dad’s business and then think they’re God.” –Conan O’Brien

Opera star Andrea Bocelli has backed out of performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration after pressure from his fans. So congratulations to his replacement, Chumbawamba. –Conan O’Brien

he was accused of plagiarizing his speech from Chumbawamba (lightning shooting from her hands was a bit much)

Tonight Hillary Clinton gave her big speech at the Democratic Convention, officially accepting the nomination for president. The speech went well, but the lightning shooting from her hands was a bit much. –Jimmy Fallon

During his big speech, President Obama said that no matter how many times Hillary Clinton gets knocked down, she always gets back up. At which point, he was accused of plagiarizing his speech from Chumbawamba. –Jimmy Fallon

Scientists from Indiana discovered that an 8-year-old orangutan named Rocky can mimic human voices and copy words in a conversational way. But it got awkward when the first thing he said was, "Actually, my name's Ricky.” –Jimmy Fallon