he spent more nights with me this week than Melania (why not resign, and make this country great again)

Rosie O’Donnell signed off from guest-hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Thursday by thanking “everyone who’s been watching this week, especially the hungry, hungry hypocrite in the White House. It’s kind of weird to think he spent more nights with me this week than Melania.” — Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell also performed a new version of a traditional Irish ditty to close out her final monologue dedicated to a “very special boy.” [to the tune of ‘Danny Boy’] Poor Donny boy your polls, your polls are falling. Your reflecting pool is green as Mountain Dew. Your wig’s a mess, your ballroom is appalling, and with Iran you’ve bit off more than you can chew. Measles are back, inflation is a-swelling; you post all night, you’re sleeping while you work. And what’s with all this useless crap you’re selling? Hey, sweetie pie, you’re driving us all berserk. But there’s a way to end this drama. It’s time to use that stable-genius brain. Since we all know you’ll never be Obama, why not resign, and make this country great again? — Rosie O’Donnell

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