the same pit crew that Trump uses to get ready every morning (cornhole at the Jefferson Memorial)

“Well, guys, this weekend on the streets of Washington, D.C., President Trump is hosting an IndyCar race called the Freedom 250 Grand Prix. Yep, Trump is excited for the race. Usually when he sees someone driving 200 miles an hour, it’s Melania leaving the White House.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, the race is called the Freedom 250. However, Trump’s doctor is calling it the Freedom 168 and healthier than ever.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, first it was U.F.C. on the White House lawn, now IndyCar on the mall. Next up, cornhole at the Jefferson Memorial.” — Jimmy Fallon

“But this is cool: To honor the president, one racing team will be using the same pit crew that Trump uses to get ready every morning.” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”