I’m chips; he’s guacamole (an old hookup from seven years ago)

President Trump said Wednesday that he expected to meet North Korean leader Kim Jong-un later this year. Man, you know you’re depressed when you’re texting an old hookup from seven years ago. —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump and Kim can meet in November. It all really depends on how their couples Halloween costume goes, so. [imitating Trump] ‘I’m chips; he’s guacamole.’” — Jimmy Fallon

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