MLB The Show: Los Angeles Dodgers vs New York Yankees (S3 G94)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

MLB The Show: Los Angeles Dodgers vs New York Yankees (S2 G139)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Grandma got run over by... (Chumbawamba)

December 2022

“Here are some Christmas cards I have received. For instance, look at this. This is a card from Yankees superstar Aaron Judge. On the front, it says… ‘There’s no place like home for the holidays…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Especially when staying home equals $360 Millies.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Here's a nice card I got from Elon Musk. It says… ‘Grandma got run over by a…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Self-driving Tesla.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Here's a card from Herschel Walker. It says… ‘Merry Christmas! And to my Jewish friends, Happy…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Chumbawamba.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Aaron Judge is now the only person who can afford a beer in Yankee Stadium (the rest of the team is now getting paid in crypto)

December 2022

“Yankees superstar Aaron Judge has decided to stay in New York, agreeing to a nine-year, $360 million contract. When he heard that, Babe Ruth said, ‘What the hell? I got paid in peanuts and Cracker Jacks.’” —Jimmy Fallon

 “$360 million for Aaron Judge. Today, Judge walked into the owner's office and said, ‘You’re in my seat.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Aaron Judge is now the only person who can afford a beer in Yankee Stadium.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The good news is, Judge got $360 million. The bad news is, the rest of the team is now getting paid in crypto.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And also, they weren’t reporters. They were doctors (that explains why Scooby-Doo is now a rescue Pit bull)

October 2022

President Biden was heard criticizing reporters at the White House for shouting questions at him. Questions like, ‘What year is it?’ And ‘Whose the current president?’ And also, they weren’t reporters. They were doctors. —Colin Jost

Planned Parenthood is going to open up its first mobile clinic in the country and it is going to go anywhere in the country where Herschel Walker has visited. —Colin Jost

The Empire State Building lit up blue and white to celebrate Aaron Judge hitting his record 62nd home run of the season, while over in Queens, a port-a-potty was set on fire in honor of the Mets blowing the division. —Colin Jost

In a new Scooby-Doo Halloween special, the character Velma is openly depicted a s a lesbian, and that explains why Scooby-Doo is now a rescue Pit bull. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In the space where he had to state the reason for his divorce, he wrote ‘I am married to Marjorie Taylor Greene.’ (Cheers!)

September 2022

“Ginni Thomas, the wife of the supreme court justice Clarence Thomas, appeared before the January 6 committee this week to face questions for unhinged, conspiracy-laden texts sent to Trump’s chief of staff urging him to dispute the 2020 election results. I’m not legal expert, but I feel like if you’re the spouse of a sitting supreme court justice, you shouldn’t be texting anyone in the government about anything, let alone a coup. Thomas was not only texting Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows, but also had direct communication with state lawmakers, pressuring them to overturn Biden’s victory. She was also texting some truly batshit conspiracy theories from the craziest corners of the internet, such as her belief that the ‘Biden crime family’ would be arrested and sent to live on barges off Gitmo. Here’s my question: why a barge off Gitmo instead of just Gitmo itself? Why a barge off the prison? Have they ever done that with any other criminal suspect ever?” —Seth Meyers

“We are celebrating a milestone from the New York Yankees star Aaron Judge. The outfielder hit his 61st home run of the season on Wednesday, tying the single-season American League record set by Roger Maris in 1961. The Yankees star has seven more games to break Maris’s milestone, though he’s unlikely to break the major league record of 73, set by Barry Bonds in 2001 under the cloud of doping. The difference though is that unlike Barry Bonds, Aaron Judge can still fit his head through the neckhole of his sweaters.” —Jimmy Kimmel 

“One of Trump’s most loyal Maga maggots, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and her husband of 27 years, Harry Greene, has filed for divorce. His original sentence was 30 years, but the judge shaved three years off for good behavior. In the space where he had to state the reason for his divorce, he wrote ‘I am married to Marjorie Taylor Greene.’” —Jimmy Kimmel 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”