13 Penn State fraternity brothers (Pumpkin Spice urine)

13 Penn State fraternity brothers were busted in a cocaine trafficking ring. Authorities got suspicious when they started making it to morning classes. —Kat Timpf

There are signs everywhere that summer is winding down. For instance, Times Square has changed its scent to Pumpkin Spice urine. —Tom Shillue

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”