“Here are some Christmas cards I have received. For instance, look at this. This is a card from Yankees superstar Aaron Judge. On the front, it says… ‘There’s no place like home for the holidays…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Especially when staying home equals $360 Millies.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Here's a nice card I got from Elon Musk. It says… ‘Grandma got run over by a…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Self-driving Tesla.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Here's a card from Herschel Walker. It says… ‘Merry Christmas! And to my Jewish friends, Happy…’ Open it up, and it says… ‘Chumbawamba.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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