Maybe it's the one obsessed with ballrooms and the Village People (Get Custody Back)

President Trump met with the Artemis II astronauts in the Oval Office and told them, "I like space,” which is actually a direct quote from Melania's wedding vows. —Michael Che

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said she thinks it's possible America has already had a gay president. And here's a guess. Maybe it's the one obsessed with ballrooms and the Village People. —Michael Che

Coors Light announced the launch of their first non-alcoholic beer, Coors 0.0%. And I love their new slogan. “Coors 0.0. Get Custody Back.” —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The mainstream media aligns itself with power against the common man (ours has been seen wandering on a highway overpass)

The spacecraft Artemis II is now on its way home. That’s great, glad to hear that everything is working out, but how do I put this, fellas … not a great time to return to Earth. You might want to take a couple laps around the parking lot, till the explosions stop. —Stephen Colbert

The spaceship made it 252,756 miles from Earth – or, as the New York Times put it, the length of 728 million dachshunds, put nose-to-tail. Man, Americans will do anything to not use the metric system. —Stephen Colbert

And then there was Donald Trump’s ominous Tuesday morning post, in which he claimed that “a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again”. OK, that is very upsetting by any measure. But I also want to point out that he doesn’t say which civilization will die tonight. Because ours has been seen wandering on a highway overpass. —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

catcalling the entire planet (as predicted in the Book of Revelations)

After reaching orbit, Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover sent a message back to Earth saying, "Trust us. You look amazing. You look beautiful.” Yeah, leave it to the Black astronaut to catcall the entire planet. —Michael Che

President Trump posted plans for his presidential library in Miami, which would be a massive golden skyscraper with a golden escalator and a golden statue of Trump, as predicted in the Book of Revelations. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Weekend Update: Trump Fires Bondi Over Epstein Files, Says He'll Bring Iran Back to Stone Age - SNL

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So far, he's declared war on only six of the countries in Epcot Center (they had a layover in Atlanta)

Lindsey Graham was spotted vacationing at Disney World in Florida amid the government shutdown. So far, he's declared war on only six of the countries in Epcot Center. —Tom Shillue

NASA's Artemis II rocket just escaped Earth's gravitational pole and is on its way to the moon. Yeah, it would have made it there sooner, but they had a layover in Atlanta. —Tom Shillue

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”