I'm your DNA now (attacked by a genetically altered Elton John)

So, ex Spider-Man star Andrew Garfield has renewed calls for a gay Spider-Man. What's the difference between a gay and a straight Spider-Man? Well, instead of the superhero being bit by a radioactive spider, he would be attacked by a genetically altered Elton John. —Greg Gutfeld 

Here's a heartwarming story. This week, a 91-year-old man became the oldest hiker to ever complete the Appalachian Trail. And get this, it was totally accidental since he was just going out to get the mail. —Greg Gutfeld 

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”