Plus, if you make it all the way up to the fifth level, Mexico pays for it (and most of all, not having sex)

Former Real World cast member Davis Mallory claims he isn't gay anymore and posted pictures of his girlfriend. The couple reportedly loves rollerblading, going to musicals, and most of all, not having sex. —Joe Mackey 

The White House launched a mega themed video game where players can build the border wall. Plus, if you make it all the way up to the fifth level, Mexico pays for it. —Joe Mackey 

A Staten Island man survived being struck by lightning. Not only did he survive, but he now loves Puerto Ricans. —Joe Mackey 

15 colleges now cost more than $100,000 per year. As a result, students have no choice but to take out loans to pay for their drugs. —Joe Mackey 

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 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”