Maybe it's the one obsessed with ballrooms and the Village People (Get Custody Back)

President Trump met with the Artemis II astronauts in the Oval Office and told them, "I like space,” which is actually a direct quote from Melania's wedding vows. —Michael Che

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said she thinks it's possible America has already had a gay president. And here's a guess. Maybe it's the one obsessed with ballrooms and the Village People. —Michael Che

Coors Light announced the launch of their first non-alcoholic beer, Coors 0.0%. And I love their new slogan. “Coors 0.0. Get Custody Back.” —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

there's no way he can drink enough to think that he made the right choice (the best argument for socialism)

A poultry farmer in India is demanding justice after 140 of his chickens dropped dead due to loud music at a nearby wedding. True. There hasn't been this many limp [ __ ] since the Sex in the City sequel. We also would have accepted lifeless. —Greg Gutfeld

Coors Light has introduced a new beer. It's Coors Light Zero, which has has no alcohol. The downside, well, there's no way Travis Kelsey can drink enough to think that he made the right choice. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Krispy Kremes new honey-glazed IV drip (Me Love You Long Time)

Krispy Kreme doughnuts have introduced a new beverage that they're calling a drinkable version of their donuts. And for those who think even drinking a donut is too much look for Krispy Kremes new honey-glazed IV drip. --Conan O’Brien 7/21/2004

The Coors Brewing Company announced plans to merge with the Molson company. However this morning when Coors woke up and took a good look at Molson and suddenly Molson didn't look so hot. --Conan O’Brien 7/22/2004

It was reported today that when Bill Clinton's book was translated in China the Chinese government added passages where Clinton praises Mao Zedong. In fact in the Chinese version of Clinton's book it isn't called My Life, it's called Me Love You Long Time. --Conan O’Brien 7/22/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”