idiocracy23: 2025

Friday, December 12, 2025

NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs Columbus Blue Jackets

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: US SEIZES Venezuelan Oil Tanker in MAJOR ESCALATION

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NBA2K: Indiana Pacers vs Orlando Magic (2OT-Buzzer Beater)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Tucker ISN'T BUYING Official Story of Charlie Kirk Shooting

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

PGATour2K25: Players Championship (TPC Sawgrass)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Napolitano: COL. Douglas Macgregor: Why Threaten Venezuela?

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

John Mearsheimer Explains: Venezuela vs USA — The Real Geopolitical Fight Ahead

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

John Mearsheimer: Venezuela's Power Play HUMILIATES Washington - Moscow Quietly Takes Over

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Kansas City Royals vs Los Angeles Angels (S24 G39)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Venezuela Invasion Alert: Trump's Drug War Gamble Could Cost America Everything | John Mearsheimer

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Danny Haiphong and Scott Ritter: US Tanker Seizure DESTROYS Trump's Venezuela War, Russia Steps In

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Duran: Tanker attacks & Pirates of the Caribbean

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Democracy Now: U.S. Seizes Venezuelan Oil Tanker as Anti-Maduro Campaign Escalates

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

HELEN SHAPIRO - She Needs Company (1967)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

SONNY CHILDE & TNT - I Still Love You (1967)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Resurrection: Ertuğrul | Episode 189

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, December 11, 2025

Atlanta Falcons vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season #Week 15

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Key & Peele Someone’s Gotta Say It

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Kim Iversen: Jimmy Dore Comes Up With Awesome Strategy To Force M4All Vote

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

as a member of the Illuminati, I know that we, the lizard people, control everything (Free the Files Not Ghislane)

Astronauts on the International Space Station are testing a new process that makes food using their own urine. They're also testing a new dessert called I Can't Believe It's Not Brownie! —Colin Jost

I just have to say, you know, in general, I don't really believe in conspiracies because as a member of the Illuminati, I know that we, the lizard people, control everything. And it's really hard to believe that Trump was so oblivious that he didn't notice his good friend was running an international pedophile ring, though I guess Trump is the one guy on Earth who thinks "YMCA" is a straight anthem. And on a basic level, it's just shocking how many alleged pedophiles Trump was friends with. Epstein, Prince Andrew, and Diddy. I mean, that's -- that's a lot, you know? I mean, think about your own friend group. How many pedophiles do you know? One. Maybe two. But Trump's like the Forrest Gump of meeting famous pedophiles. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Dementia Dome (Ghislaine Maxwell House)

President Trump attended a Washington Commanders game on Sunday, and I guess he hasn't been to one in a while because he showed up in red skin. —Michael Che

It was also reported that President Trump told the owners of the Washington Commanders that he wants their new stadium to be named in his honor. So say hello to the Dementia Dome. —Colin Jost

Maxwell House Coffee temporarily changed its name to Maxwell Apartment to better reflect current times, though it's much better than their first choice, Ghislaine Maxwell House. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Palantir CEO BUGS OUT On Stage in BIZARRE Rant

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Erika Kirk BREAKS SILENCE, TRADES BLOWS With Candace Owens

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

How many of you will play yourself? (which is pretty big talk for a guy who lost to a bed sheet)

According to one released e-mail, Jeffrey Epstein claimed that he was "the one able to take Trump down,” which is pretty big talk for a guy who lost to a bed sheet. —Michael Che

Netflix is producing a sequel to the 1990s "Cosby Show" spinoff "A Different World” about students at an HBCU, which, of course, stands for “Help! Bill Cosby's Undressing!” —Michael Che

The U.S. Mint this week stop producing new pennies. It doesn’t make sense. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

What kind of haunted asylum are you living in? (an affordability-themed rally)

President Trump gave a speech at a Pennsylvania casino resort that was supposed to be about affordability; but as usual, he was all over the road. For instance, he said he’d gotten “the biggest vote with Black people” because “they know a scam better than anybody.” Stop bragging. You only won 13 percent of Black people. My potato salad polled higher with Black people. I love how Trump is like, ‘Black people love me, and that’s why I came to the Blackest area I could think of: the Poconos.’ — Desi Lydic

”So last night, he held an affordability-themed rally at, where else? A casino. A place where people famously leave with more money than they came in with.” — Desi Lydic

“Trump also told parents to cut back on Christmas presents this year. Yeah. He really did say this. He said that instead of buying 37 dolls for your kids, buy two or three. By the way, who is buying 37 dolls? What kind of haunted asylum are you living in?” — Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

What Epstein file did they release now? (What a united nation looks like)

Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press event on Monday where they promoted their idea to develop fitness stations at American airports. You think people want to work out in transit at the airport? Everyone at the airport is already exhausted from traveling, all right? We can’t even walk to the gate. They had to invent floors that walk for us. — Ronny Chieng

“It was so cold in New York City this morning walking to work, I saw a Wall Street stockbroker spooning with Zohran Mamdani.” — Jimmy Fallon

“It was the kind of weather today that makes you wish you were someplace tropical, like on a boat in the Caribbean, but not near Venezuela.” — Stephen Colbert

“Yeah, at first when Trump heard it dipped into the teens, he was like, ‘What Epstein file did they release now?’” — Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

He hasn’t been this happy since the day before Eric was born (stacking toads)

On Friday, President Trump received the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize after years of campaigning unsuccessfully for the Nobel Peace Prize. Might seem like an odd combination, but I think it’s appropriate because when you think peaceful, you think soccer fans.” — Stephen Colbert

“So they did something — you could call it genius and you might be right. They tapped into his disappointment from not winning the Nobel Peace Prize and created their own peace prize, the FIFA Peace Prize, which is like if NASCAR started handing out Peabody awards. It means nothing.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“I have to say Trump was so pleased. He hasn’t been this happy since the day before Eric was born.” — Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Well, he never said it was on his head (every single time it turns out they lied)

In a recent interview, former Vice President Kamala Harris said, quote, "There will be a marvel bust of me in Congress." And she added how cool it is that they can carve on something as small as a marble. —Greg Gutfeld

Gavin Newsom claimed his hair literally burst during the Palisades fire. I know you're thinking his hair looks fine, right? Well, he never said it was on his head. —Greg Gutfeld

According to the Daily Mail, Ilhan Omar told friends years ago that her second husband was in fact her brother. The wedding guests were tipped off when the couple's first dance was to We Are Family. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

teach students to count to 84 (win-win)

Trump supporters are planning a huge MAGA takeover of Disneyland on the same date as the gay days celebration, or as Lindsey Graham calls it, a win-win. —Greg Gutfeld

Yesterday was the 84th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. To commemorate the event, our nation's high schools will teach students to count to 84. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

And, honestly, it's not as nice as I remember it (5 second rule)

House Democrats this week released pictures of Jeffrey Epstein's private island home. And, honestly, it's not as nice as I remember it. —Colin Jost

I think definitely the craziest detail of these photos was that there was one room with just a dentist chair in it. I don't know if you saw this. Which seems very weird, but keep in mind a lot of his girlfriends still had braces. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”